The Messekh
Incident Report
Select Documented Cases on Chocolate (Est. <1% of Total Activity)
CASE No. 14-02-DZ-ALG-14022025
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N9iy 😇
MESSEKH 🔥
VERDICT: HOPELESS, allah yester 🚨
☆ Documented Incidents ☆
EXHIBIT A
Incident #001 — 3:00 AM
The Dream That Started It All 💤
Subject woke up at 3 AM after dreaming about Cookie.
🍫 Chocolate
Today I dreamt of... You... And uh, I woke up very MEASSEKHHH ???
🍪 Cookie
Aahhh hhahhahahahahah habibiiiii I LOOVEE MY MESSEKH CHOCOLATE 😍
EXHIBIT B
Incident #007 — Out of nowhere...
If cookie was a month...
A completely normal conversation. Then out of nowhere:
🍫 Chocolate
If you were a month... You'd be called Ramadan. Because you keep making me hungry 😏
🍪 Cookie
😱😱😱😱
CRITICAL
Incident #013 — The Eating Incident
The "Eating" Clarification 🍽️
Cookie suggested he eat Minna's cookies instead of hers. Subject clarified his diet (NAHED's POO-C HAHAHHAHA).
🍪 Cookie
Eat minna instead of cookies I would do this 🤣
🍫 Chocolate
Only person I eat is Nahed.
🍪 Cookie
Ok 😳... Im sorry what!! I can't find emoji that describe my feelings right now... My love if u want to delete this u can ok
7 PM
Incident #004 — 7:00 PM (His Time)
The 7 PM Seduction Attempt 🕖
Subject announced "I seduce you" at 7 PM. Cookie was alarmed.
🍫 Chocolate
I seduce you.
🍪 Cookie
U messsekh??? you know when u are messekh you scare me... it's like making my heart skip a beat 💀 How can uu be messekh at 7pm still early... u should think about wooorkk
NAKED
Incident #017 — Conference Day
The Important Shower Update 🚿
Subject was at a professional conference. Still found time.
🍫 Chocolate
I shower now (I shower naked 😏) then I'm heading back to conference
🍪 Cookie
Wwooooww verry important... I should take a note 📝 😂😂😂 u have time to be messekh ..right!!??
HER TURN
Incident #010 — Midnight, Her Time 5 AM
When Cookie Struck Back 🌭
Cookie said he eats bizeyef. He was eating hot dogs. She decided to match energy.
🍪 Cookie
I think u eat bizeyef
🍪 Cookie
U eat hot dogs .. and I eat ur nipples
🍪 Cookie
Hhhhhhh my cute chocolate
🍫 Chocolate
Ouuuuuu 😱😱😱😱
⚠️ DANGER
Incident #020 — New Year's Eve
The "Don't Break It" Treaty ⚔️
Cookie sent a GORGEOUS photo of Nahed. WOW. Chocolate said "I don't love you anymore" because she was too sexy while being far away. A 1.5 hour video call later...
🍪 Cookie
I hate uu stopp itttt 😭😭
🍪 Cookie
I bite it aggressively 😂
🍫 Chocolate
All yours love. Don't break it. It's the only one you'll have.
🍪 Cookie
Hhhhhhhh uuuu messsseeeekhhhhhhh
🍪 Cookie
No i don't break it don't worry habibi. I kiss my babies 😘
🍫 Chocolate
I kind of like that more
🍄
"My love even you wearing pants i will feel your crazyy mushroom 🍄 like a real snake"
— Cookie, the poet
— Cookie, the poet
📸 Evidence Exhibit Z
He recorded the meetup. Sent her the video. She rewatched it. She saw the mushroom. Case closed.
MESSEKH EVIDENCE
Caught on rewatch. Big mushroom. No denying it. 🍄
🍫 💜 🍪
Ok but seriously love...
Yes I am messekh. Yes I dream about you at 3 AM. Yes, I also dreamt about you today and had wet dreams about you (YESSS).
But that's because every single part of me — the weird, the crazy, the messekh, and the sweet — is completely, hopelessly, yours.
Happy Valentine's Day, my queen. In 2025, you were my sweetest hello, and my most painful goodbye! May god re-unite us soon inshallah!
But that's because every single part of me — the weird, the crazy, the messekh, and the sweet — is completely, hopelessly, yours.
Happy Valentine's Day, my queen. In 2025, you were my sweetest hello, and my most painful goodbye! May god re-unite us soon inshallah!
— Messekh
Case permanently open • No cure found